We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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