I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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