I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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