It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
