Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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