i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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