i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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