Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He kissed a someone with a penis
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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