where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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