she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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