I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
