this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
