Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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