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Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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