i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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