I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you still have your period?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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