Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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