So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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