Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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