Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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