i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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