he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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