She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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