also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
