We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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