My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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