Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize