these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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