we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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