Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha