yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.