im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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