After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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