Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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