i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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