the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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