i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Randomize
