its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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