So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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