also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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