The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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