I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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