After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
