3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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