ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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