Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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