I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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