try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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