If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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