We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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