Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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