how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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