Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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