Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
send nudes
from the living room?
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