yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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