I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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