So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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