How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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