I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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