I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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