wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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