People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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