I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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